EileenieMartini.

A little bit of everything. Always with an opinion.

Style, beauty, travel, good food, great stories, and the things I'd tell my girlfriends about anyway.

THE PODCAST

A little unsolicited advice never hurt anybody.

Why chat with GPT when you can Chat with E?

Strong opinions, questionable decisions, a little tough love, and conversations about dating, friendships, boundaries, and everything in between.

I've lived enough life to have some opinions, enough humility to know I might be wrong, and enough stories to make it entertaining either way.

Pull up a chair. We've got things to discuss. 🍸

The Dispatch.

Your business. My opinions. Your call how we discuss it.

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Dear E...

Have a story? I'm all ears.

Send me your situation for a chance to hear my take on Chatting with E. Names stay out of it.

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The Text Back.

One situation. Three replies. My recommendation.

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The Closet Dispatch.

One event. Three outfit directions. Shoppable links.

The Short List.

Good taste. Zero gatekeeping.

The clothes, beauty finds, little luxuries, and everyday favorites I'd recommend to my girlfriends. Consider this your shortcut to the good stuff.

Current Obsession
Rumored Sun Valley Sherpa

True Love
Tecovas The Abby Boots

Can’t Live Without
Elemis Pro-Collagen Cleansing Balm

Newest Addition
BondiBoost Infrared Thermal Round Brush

Longest Obsession
Sebastian Dark Oil

Treat Yourself
ME+EM Soft Day Bag

The Aux.

Good taste isn't limited to opinions.